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2024 Upside Down Disco

by Horne's Demo Shop

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Thursday morning's come along All around the world Everybody's writing songs All the boys and all the girls And all the others It's boiling in Australia It's freezing hard in Canada Its muggy in Calcutta It might be pissing down in Edinburgh For all I know I'm indoors like the rest of you We're all writing February songs Some of us are in studios With microphones and DAWs I forget what that stands for But I'm sure it's cleverer Than singing into your phone February songs, February songs Some are too short and some are too long Self-indulgence is forgiven When we're all writing February songs Chords: D Bm A+ D G A D D Bm A+ D B7 E7 A9 D F#+ G G#- D F#7 Bm E7 A7 A+ D
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Righteous 02:15
She's lifting more than she can carry Carrying more than she can stand Standing up for what she believes in Believing in what she can Candles burning in the hall All the wax on the floor Flaws and failings written large Largely ignored F Bb7 Am Bbmaj7 C7 C#- Dm F7/Eb Bb C9sus4 Dropping pennies in a bucket Book a table for the poor Pawprints next to the body Bodyguards at the door Doors are open to members Embers glowing in the grate Great things can be done Don't know why we have to wait They all call her righteous They call her vain They call her the village Jesus Still she fights Ignores the pain Whoever does she think she is? D7 Gm C7 F Dm G7 C7 (x2) She climbs up to the lookout Looks out over the town The town carries on regardless Lesson learned, she heads back down Down in the sunken gardens Guardians gather on the lawn Laundering their reputations Shunning all but their own
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I should be taking the measure I should be taking my time One thing I'm sure of, I never Repented at leisure, not I I've never done anything in haste Can't remember the last time that I won a race But I'm off to a flyer And there's no denying I'm trying too hard to say goodbye Trying too hard to fly I don't cry for the good things I had I don't cry for what we've lost I remember the good and the bad I remember that you paid the cost I can see the tears in your eyes Looking out to sea Not a cloud in the sky Now it's all over I'm playing the Wild Rover Trying to hard not to cry Trying too hard to fly Of one thing I know, you'd be proud We put on a show, you should hear the crowd All singing out of tune They're all here for you Trying too hard to say goodbye Trying too hard to fly One day this won't matter All of us here will be gone All of our hopes lie in tatters No one remembers this song Someone, somewhere, looks out to sea Thinks of the way that it all used to be With grey feathers soft baby gulls taking off The wind drags them way up high Trying too hard to fly
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Rose Street 02:26
Third age promenade Up and down Rose Street on a Sunday Like bright young things Staring at the windows Breathe and wipe them clean Call me shallow, call me narrow But I'm thrilled to the marrow Thinking that we might be seen E B7 E / A / A E / A E B7 / B7 / B7 E Not the first, not the worst A year starts out like any other With frost and fireworks Hope and regret and hangovers From the virgin birth See your friends holding hands Walk out on the sand And we all blow a kiss to the Earth Care for your own, care for each other Care for the son, care for the mother Raise a glass for the lost and lonely We're none of us here for long Am G6 / Fmaj7 E7 Am C / B11 E Like the day I was born Lying in a state of wonder At the first light of dawn You say: "Welcome to Scotland" And I say Call me lucky, call the law Rose Street on a Sunday Has got a lot to answer for
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1 The battle lines are blurred now The order's to retreat We're all too tired to run on blistered feet G Cmaj7 x2 G Cmaj7 Am D7 We're not beaten yet, you say Got to fight another day We're not the kind to run away, are we? C D7 G x2 C Bm Am D7 2 Over the top to no man's land Morphine for the fear Shells and screams are all that you can hear Turn your face to the morning sun For a moment pretend you won But for you, the fighting's done, that's clear middle For you, the war is over Drop your gun and face away Take your place in line and stand at ease Everything in order Nothing left to say The tide is in and soon there'll be peace Bm Em A7 D7 x2 3 There's no negotiation The enemies don't care If you fight or put your hands in the air All of your defences gone Castle walls are broken stone Finally the fighting's done, that's clear
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It's not so much an accent, it's a tone of voice Dm Dm/C# That signals a background, implies a choice Dm7/C G7/B Not too much "character" that would grate on you Bbmaj7 Nor too smooth, that would never do A+5 I suppose I could go back if I wanted to Dm Dm7/C Gm/Bb A+5 For now I'm content to be one of the boys n/c This country built an empire on cricket But my knees are shot from keeping wicket Watching for the turn from the rough, Slow left armers wheeling in a mile outside off I've always known I was made of sterner stuff When they offered me the job, I said 'Stick it.' No matter, they said, we all understand You have standards, you're a proud man We've a few chaps here of independent means Not half as many as it may seem This old school tie was stolen from the Queen's Own Mounted Hussars Club, on The Strand I let them talk me into talking to someone Who knew someone who knew… and so on What she said made no sense to me But it made no odds, it's not my job to be the man who understands; the whole story Is a mystery, I get the gen and pass it on They could send me back any time they like I don't belong here anyway But I'm not the type to do what's right That's why I stay It's a game and I like to play (F, Bb, C repeated) I'm loyal to the money and I'm loyal to the state I'm loyal to whoever controls my fate I'd be loyal to you if I thought You needed to see that I couldn't be bought. That's not true, I’d make an exception and sell you out In a second, to see the look on your face Dig me a grave and I'll say my goodbyes Someone will pay, just send the invoice To the Queen's Own Mounted Hussars On the Strand, just along from Charing Cross It's guaranteed to reach my boss Remember me as one of the boys
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ABC 01:33
Late night, black and white, Channel 4 Is where I always wanted to be Whitgift Film Club, upstairs at the Plough Couples in dungarees Something French Or is that too obvious? Don't want to pander to the audience Give me Kurosawa Or Francis Ford Coppola Anything they won't show at the ABC C, Em, C, Em, F, G x2 A, Dm, Bbmaj7, C7 Last chance, date night, face to face Lovers with not enough time Feel the sensation of sophistication And private lives on the line The wine's dry We're keeping cool Like the nouvelle vague and the Polish school Give me Kurosawa Or Francis Ford Coppola Anything they won't show at the ABC
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Back room of the Civic Hall in 1984 The word is out; for once I'm in the know A new kind of New Romantic Listening for the call Of the old ones, of the banshee, of home G, C / G, D / Bm, Em Bm, Em / Am, Am7, D7 Bright lights and highlights and make-up Have all had their day, now wake up To the sound of the band To the soul of the land The land where the greenest grass grows x2 C, D7, G / D7, G C, D7, Bm, Em Am / Am7 / D7, G That's what the papers say But I'd be here anyway It's Monday night, I'm bored and I don't care There's nothing else to do Even if I wanted to And John Kelly's got a ticket going spare G / C, G / G, D / C, D G, Em / A7, D7 I remember what they played Like it was only yesterday The Old Triangle, A Pair Of Brown Eyes Paddy On The Railway And Streams Of Whiskey And Kitty - that made John Kelly cry Bright lights and highlights… It was never going to last They said the die was cast When Spider stopped the business with the tray Rocky ran away With the Jack Of All Parades And they called up Phil and Terry who 'could play' Last time that I saw them In a big hall in Brixton The look in Kirsty's eyes, dancing with Shane His voice was gone But we all sang along And I knew I'd not be seeing him again Bright lights and highlights… The front room of John's house, 2004 Shane's on the TV, too battered to try To stand up and sing To make sense of anything To care or to wonder why G, C / G, D / Bm, Em Bm, Em / Am, Am7, D7 An English joke on the Irish? Rebel with a poetic flourish? It used to be fun Now those days are gone I don't need to see John Kelly cry C, D7, G / D7, G C, D7, Bm, Em / D7, G But when he said Goodbye And closed his brown eyes They saw him off like presidents and kings They gave him the call They prayed for his soul And I remembered the day That I first heard Shane MacGowan sing Bright lights and highlights…
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Are you worried about your car? Needs headlights and brakes? You should worry about the road It might disappear in an earthquake Have you see the price of beer? It's risen by a quarter. You should worry about the grain Where the hell we get the water Feel a dripping on the carpet? Hear the sound of driving rain? Be thankful you don't live In Gaza or Ukraine Starving in Rwanda Beaten in Hong Kong Extradited to America When you've done nothing wrong Minor troubles don't cut the mustard It's calamity or bust Boiled in oil, drowned in custard Pompeii smothered by dust West to east, the bridge of peace Disintegrates into rust Brace yourself, purse your lips We're on the cusp Of the apocalypse Chords: D7 G7 C7 F7 repeated with mistakes
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Henhouse 02:31
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They don't make glasses like they used to G Mine always used to see you C7 Clearly F, F#, G There's some kind of polaroid G That hides you, selectively A7, D7 I'm going to find a new optician G You'd be there if I had 20/20 vision C7, A7 G, B7, Em, A7 As anyone can see D7, G They don't make cars like the old days Not like Mini and Ford days Really? The passenger seats are empty Not the way they used to be No one's changing the radio No one's telling me where to go Left or right? I don't know Where I want to be Houses nowadays are getting so big Bm, B7 Beds are getting cold Em, E7 I go down town and look around A7 Everyone and everything's getting old D7 They don't make people like they used to None of them are anything like you Sadly It's up to them, I suppose To be who they need to be The last verse is nearly done I'm looking up at the sun Surprisingly, It's shining on me
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Sweat and grease Getting fleeced Doesn't do a thing for me Try to be mean Can't get clean Getting hard to see What we're doing Still pursuing Someone else's dream. All I wanted Was a few years avoiding Growing up to be… Never say never Never say never again All I'm saying is We're still playing And I'm still saying it - Rock is a hard place to be Call us stones With aching bones Too old for this shit Every show's An all time low Now it's time to play the hit What we're doing…

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Rough Demos of new songs, written and recorded in February 2024. To be replaced with more coherent demos as and when. Messy originals remain online at soundcloud.com/jon-horne-mac-com/sets/2024-fawm

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released March 4, 2024

© Jon Horne 2024
Performed by Mr J Horne (male vocal with guitar acc.)

except:
Cold Turkey For Xmas © Simon Wright (LyricSlinger) & JH
Go Back To Bed, Henhouse © Willow Williams & JH
Rock Is A Hard Place © JH, Moggzy, Orc & Seb.

Recorded at Horne's Gift Shop @ the ArtStation, Edinburgh, and at home, Feb 2024.

Photo © JH, Glasgow 2024

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